In honor of the turkey!

So these were emailed to me. Hope you enjoy and that you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

What do turkeys like to eat on thanksgiving?
Nothing, they are already stuffed!

Why did the turkey join the band?
Why not, he already had the drumsticks!

Why was the turkey sent to the prinicpals office?
He used 'fowl' language!

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
It was suspected of 'fowl' play!

There were many more, but sadly, these were the good ones. So be thankful I am sparing you from the rest!